extra-terrestrial

People are always wondering where the Mancub's blond curls come from... we reassure them that Grandad also had curls at the Mancub's age. But perhaps the real reason is that he isn't even homo sapiens? After all, he does have 4 heads.

Me: "I need to wipe your forehead Mancub"

Mancub: "One, two, three, four head!"